I’ve had a number of friends “go blue” over the years, that is, they joined Microsoft as full time employees (FTEs). All were like me, some things they liked and others they didn’t like at Microsoft … BEFORE they joined the company. Not long after joining, they flew to the mother ship in Redmond for “training” or “meetings” and returned very different people. Everything was awesome; even the dodgiest endeavours by Microsoft were the best things ever.
I and others would joke about our friends having their firmware updated. That was a joke … until now. I have the evidence that something mysterious is indeed happening. I was behind the curtains yesterday, and went to get a Coke from the fridge when I spotted this:
Sparking water made by … Microsoft! Of course, I will be taking this evidence to a lab to be analysed and searched for traces of psychotropic substances. I suspect this may indeed be the actual firmware upgrade that is supplied to unwitting new blue badges when they are transported to Redmond, WA. I shall follow up as soon as the results are in from the lab.
Note: This article is written with my tongue firmly in my cheek. If you are offended or think I am being serious in any way, then please visit a reality consultant.
Strictly speaking, brains are soft, so this would be a software update. 🙂
This totally explains what happened to Nathan Winters!!!!!
Does Ron Hubbard’s acolytes run these seminars? 🙂
Holy Smokes, there is ACTUAL Microsoft Kool-Aid! That’s been a joke for decades…..